"Instant Winner" CD (Trance Syndicate)
These deformed songs feature howling vocals that can be virtually impossible to hear. Instead of just making noise for the sake of being evil banshees, Distorted Pony throws in dissonant tunes and crippled melodies that might sound really sweet if they weren't obscured by squealing guitars and snarling feedback. You can get your fix of love songs somewhere else and use this to balance out those tender emotions. For that matter, you could use this to tenderize those balanced feelings. There's nothing like a little dysfunctional music to brighten a relationship.